Chapter One

Whalecum to hell, my fellow children! Are you ready to take a shit storm of a journey? 'Cuz I sure hope so! Uuuuuuuhhh yeah, that's all I have. Welp, enjoy this trash, my lovelies.

(Edit-
Hello here, my lovelies! So as y'all know I've moved this story to my other account: @TheSkittlesAreComing
If you want to see the improved, updated version of the story, go there please.