Washing Dishes: With Markus and Simon

I've been reading a lot of DBH fanfiction and watching a ton of youtube crap lately. And after all this, i've been inspired....to write memes. Just for my and your entertainment and lulz.
Warning: May contain swearing and random shite
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters used in this work. For these characters belong to Quantic Dream and many references belong to their original owners.