Description
Patrick Stump lives a normal life - well, as normal as it can be when he's the lead singer in a famous emo band! But he has a secret. Tragically born with only one lung, he is cursed with a mission: make all of his songs so horrendously long-winded that his young fans die of asphyxiation, so that he and his boyfriend Pete Wentz can collect their healthy lungs. The police have been talking about this for just over a century - the Lungpiring does make him and Pete immortal, after all - and stealing lungs could not be easier in this day and age. Nothing could be going more their way - until Brendon Urie, a young, naive detective assigned to the Case of the Missing Lungs. Patrick and Pete have to be extra careful, because the new detective is not who he says he is...... And all the while, Brendon tries his best to track down THE LUNGPIRE
In Which Patrick and Pete Steal Some Lungs
