Titled Part 1

I thought of this and wrote this at 3AM. Don't ask what I was doing up that late. If you want more than, idk what I'm going to do. This is probably really bad, but who cares.
This was not published at 3AM, because I can't be bothered waiting for 3AM just to publish something like this.
I couldn't be bothered finding a cover image, so I just got a random BSD image I had saved on my computer :/