Reborn....as...who?

What if someone from our world got reborn into One piece? What if they were reborn as Buggy the clown who's real name isn't buggy but something else? What if the reborn buggy was a D and a monkey/portgas as well? What if he is ace and luffy cousin? What if he's Garp D monkey nephew? What if his mom was ace's mom younger sister and his father was Garp's younger brother? What if...what if he uses the name buggy to fool people and they don't know who he's related to...and what if his parents are younger by a lot of years...a lot of what ifs...

(everything going my way unless asked for a special chapter...maybe personality changes and other stuff as well...)