Paris Knox has just left from the most world-changing case of his career, and gone straight into a case more like a side quest from a fairytale. Or, maybe it would be if it weren't for the slightly illegal nature of said quest, and the reporter following him around, trying their absolute hardest to report scandals that may or may not exist. This is a crazy planet, but at least nobody dies this time. Hopefully. Content Warnings: Probably at least mentions of violence. Subject to change as I decide what should get a content warning in this. Again, I curse in author's notes, but story itself is a solid PG to weak PG-13.