the intro

This week like most started out normal. Okay, that's a lie. This week was anything but normal. And every other week of my life is far from being close to ordinary. Honestly, I wouldn't even know what 'normal' is if you shoved it in my face. But now back to the real reason I'm here. My week was as far from normal as you could get.

This is how I went from small-town nobody to an overnight sensation. But we don't want to get ahead of ourselves now, do we? So I will so kindly start from the beginning, that way you won't miss a thing.