Accidentally Married

"You hate him, but you married him?"

"By accident, I would never marry this idiot if I were sober."

"And I wouldn't marry you if you were the last chick on this planet!"

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"We hate each other." Nora said.

"But we married each other." Keenan added.

"Worst part about it?" Nora looked at Keenan.

"I cant divorce her ass." Nora hit him in the head. "Hey!"

"I`m stuck with an idiot!"

"Note to self: Don`t ever drink!" They said together.

{Shitload of cursing, in case you`re wondering.}