I Begin to Attempt to Start This Story

Takes place after The Blood of Olympus and during book five of HP. I am aware the times don't line up, but I honestly don't care. Harry Potter is now set in the modern day. Only Mature to be 100% safe, it will most likely be pretty chill.

HI!! Modern me here, I am republishing this because I took it down in middle school, but I am now shame-free and I think this is funny. Enjoy!

I own NOTHING. Zero. Nada. Zip. Zilch. All material (except plot and the actual wording. they could probably do better. (I forgot! cover art is all mine!)) belongs to Rick (troll) Riordan and J.K. Bowling