Step One: Get Depressed

Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow: an epic pangram. A life motto. A line that smacks vaguely of the occult. Delve into that general aesthetic with me*.

*this is a tongue in cheek, highly exaggerated memoir of a freaking gosh darn millennial**.

**who is probably ruining several brick and mortar industries by writing this book on wattpad.