Chapter One

It all started on the worst day of her life.

"That's really vague. You're making this story sound lame, jut introduce me. That's why they're here."

Wade, shut up! Now as I was saying, this story features an annoying Merch and a kind of badass character.

"Annoying? Me?"

Oml.,,get out. Anyways, the character is basically you, you have to change the characteristics and the names to yours (I'll try not to mention it too much) it's easier and the background story is specific. Thanks for understanding, give it a chance if you want an awesome story.

"You're trying too hard."

Wade Wilson I wrote you into this story and I can write you out.

"You can't, it'd be super boring without me."

Shut up. Anyways, please read. (Or don't?)