I Really Actually Didn't Want it to Happen. Cross my Heart

Okay, so I'm a stereotypical geeky Asian girl who fell in love with the smartass Asian guy. Who may or may not be hot. And who may or may not be four years older than me.

Kill me.

Or you know, not, cuz you know 18 U.S. Code § 1111 says that its punishable by death or life imprisonment.

Totally not a weeb.