Author's Note :)

You are Parker, a sixth-year student in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Awkward. Gangly. Muggle-born. You're still undecided of what you want to be after school. An auror? A healer? A professor?

You're obsessed with the thought of being in a zombie apocalypse just so you wouldn't have to worry about all this crap anymore. No more rules. No more stupid Apparating License exam that you keep on failing. No more History of Magic classes with Professor Binns.

Then suddenly, everything goes to hell when it does come true.

Merlin's godawful beard. What do you do now?