Prologue

I'm compelled to tell you this: I'm not really a bad person. I just often get myself into situations that make it seem like I'm a bad person. So when my high school principal barged into the girls' locker room on that fateful day and saw me standing over Caitlyn Summers - beautiful, perfect, peppy Caitlyn Summers - who was unconscious and lying in a puddle of her own blood, I can understand why he would think I'm a bad person. I mean I was holding a bloody bat in my hands.
But I just want you to keep in mind what I just told you: that I'm really not a bad person.
It was just a misunderstanding.
Well, sort of.