In an alternate universe where Edd, Matt and Tom are friends, but they don't know Tord. They accidentally stumble across the Red Army base and end up working there. Wow. I know this is a terrible description, leave me alone. Eddsworld obviously doesn't belong to me and neither do the characters, the cover art was made by Kageniec on deviant art. Just clarifying no sin, I have a spray bottle of holy water and I am not afraid to use it. Asides from that, as far as I'm concerned, I came up with this 'universe', but tell me if anything similar has been written before this, so, yeah. Enjoy. Or don't, I'm not telling you how to live your life.