Author/Creator Note

This is the epic story of Ballwin Watterson, the zombie who has an excessive love of drugs.

It's a work of art, and one of the best stories you'll read in your life.

So, read on!

Rankings as of 6/22/18:

#339 in wtf

#209 in silly

#276 in highfantasy

P.S.: Some cursing, but we never show the drugs used.