~Prologue~

"You can't date him."
"Why not? I like him. And.. I think he might like me. And he's a cute guy! We don't have cute gay guys here!"
"He was my squip, Michael!"
"...You're really going that far to keep me from talking to a guy I like? If I didn't know any better, I'd say.. aha! You're jealous!"
"I'm not lying! Anthony isn't Anthony!"
"Anthony is the boy I like. And the boy I'm going to date. I think that's him...bye, Jeremy. Hope your jealousy is cured by tomorrow..."