Prology: who's the hot one?

'you know the feeling when a bald guy punches you and you were supposed to die but you don't? or when a spaceship lands on you and you don't get crushed? that's my everyday'~ invincible dude aka just y/n

( one punch man x seme male reader)

love interests so far:
saitama
genos
sonic
amai mask
mumen rider
Tornado

requests are welcomed and if you can't take violence, bad humor or sex this book isn't the best for you just warning?