1. The Beginning

Celebrities. Their all pricks, don't you think? They make loads of money that causes them to have a stick up their behinds. I mean what's all the commotion about? For example When a person sees one they go haywire. Their just people!!! People who happen to be on our screens. People who think their above our standards. People who don't give a doggone foot and a half about us.

So I thought.
Chris? Well, Chris had just gotten out of a bad relationship at which I witnessed firsthand and needed help getting his life back. Everyone needs a little TLC every once in a while. Right? Only there's more to this story than I'm willing to give out until you read it. Go ahead. I'll meet you in chapter one.