I n t r o d u c t i o n

You are accepted into Hogwarts. But not the kind you always read about in your Harry Potter novels that you loved growing up. The kind of Hogwarts that isn't nearly as magical - the kids there only care about sex, drugs and their high school life and social class.
But who can blame them? Who would care about transfiguration, dark arts and an education in wizardry when Ginny Weasley's granddaughter is grinding on the teacher in a Hufflepuff lingerie set?