1: Night of the Pancake Mix

(SHITPOST)
chaos and cosmos are cheap as all hell
they couldn't afford getting the dissidians nice lounging
so they're in tents
these tents
they're a mile away from Safeway
which is their only food source
but
when access to the safeway is threatened
by a 360 drop-kicking chocobo
powerful enough to kill noctis
the dissidians must work together
before it becomes
another bad rendition of the hunger games