Please, Blue? (Pink Diamond & Blue Diamond)

"If every porkchop were perfect, we wouldn't have hotdogs." - Greg Universe.
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Random Steven Universe one-shot stories, for my friends. Because firstly, they keep telling me I need to write SU fanfiction, and secondly, one of them keeps singing songs from the show and I cant get any of them out of my head, so THANK YOU.
(Lol this has been in my drafts for the past two months.)
These will include canon characters, as well as (maybe?) my own gem OCs. Sometimes, a mix of both. But you won't know until I get to it.
I'm not 100% sure what I'm doing here, but oh well, who really is?