I love to mess with telemarketers. So, it's a good thing they call me on the regular and can't seem to figure out how to delete my number from their databases. The stories in this book are true, and they always follow the same format. The phone rings, and I adopt a character or scenario that's designed to mess with the telemarketer. Sometimes they get angry. Sometimes they play along. Either way, it's all good fun. I'll update these telemarketers stories every Tuesday - until someone stops me! In the meantime, enjoy these silly vignettes! And please consider voting or leaving a comment, because that's the best way to show your support. Who knows -- one of your comments may even make its way into future episodes of TUESDAYS WITH TELEMARKETERS!