'zero'

So, I guess it's called something like 'Anger's Guide to this World' or whatever.

As long as I'm here, I don't give envy's lipstick bottle of what happens.

'Wasn't funny'

Let me try that again.

As long as I'm here, I don't give a damn about what happens.

So, we'll start with what I do for a living, my net worth, my hobbies and my favorite food. Basically, everything important in this world.

'Can you not?'

Alright, you nasty: it's about how I eat a taco, throw up and-

'Boy, bye.'

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