Chapter One

"What about you? You've been riding for awhile. What are you doing all the way out here?"
"Th-that's a sss...secret," Bill said, smiling glumly.
Stan made a point of looking to his left, and then to his right.
"Well, you're in luck. There's so much nothing out here the plants probably wouldn't hear it, even if you shouted."
"Funny."