Introduction:

Hello, my name isn't important all you need to know is this I'm going to take you through a journey of my love life and how it went so, well, downhill.
As I tell his story from the highs to the lows and what happened in this miserable story.
So you better be ready because it's going to be a long emotional ride and if you're not ready then, please...

DON'T READ ON ANY FURTHER.