Author's Note

[COMING SOON]

Pour the girl next door in.
Throw in the innocent spoiled princess.
And the scholarship-funded Asian.
Mix in the Latina with a hip.
Add the sport-crazed African-American.
Don't forget the boys and the drama.
Sprinkle a bit of love and backstabbing.
Ooh!
Last but not least, spread the humor on top. A bad one at that.
Bake as you jam to sob stories.
Ding!
A heck of a college life is ready to be served.

(Approximately for 5 servings)
(The writer does not take responsibilities for food poisoning. You have been warned.)

[MILD SWEARING]