Intro.

John Egbert always felt like something was off with his existence. He felt as though he wasn't who he was suppose to be, like he missed the one opportunity that would change his life forever.
But despite this, he has one reason to keep going on with this path he has chosen. And that reason lies behind a smuppet toting man, twice his age.
Though just as he is settling in, he finds he is haunted, by himself. By the copies of his friends. By the alpha timeline.

(( A doomed timeline, where John never plays Sburb, but instead moves in with the Strider's and adapts to public schooling, and his crush on the eldest Strider. Shenanigans will insue. And who would'a thought, PLOT? IN A FANFICTION???? WOW. ))