Chapter 1... What the fuck?

Dean is fresh out of hell and everything is falling apart around him. Sammy has some weird mojo thing he won't talk about, some guy in a trench coat is making him question his sexuality, and well the apocalypse. Did he mention Lucifer was about to spring from his cage? Yeah, on top of all this some weird witch kidnapped all of them and are making them watch... what was it again? Oh yeah...Supernatural.