ONE DIRECTION STORY CHALLENGE: under 600 words + STUNT

This is a challenge! Can you write a complete One Direction story in 600 words or less and with a "stunt"? My stunt is that it kinda rhymes.......at times, but it's NOT a poem or rap. Its more like when someone is talking and they accidentally rhyme (and it makes what they said sound better or funnier). "I'm a poet and didn't know it"- kinda thing.

Rules:1) Under 600 words - the fewer the better
2) Complete story- beginning, middle, and end
3) At least one STUNT