Chapter 1: A/N (lol git troll'd)

Let's face it, getting reincarnated as a tree has got to be the lamest thing to get reincarnated into. But when the tree is actually a King Forest Keeper, born every thousand years with a 15% chance, with abilities beyond human comprehension, even poor Lucien has to acknowledge that. Join Lucien Sobel in his gut-wrenching journey to surviving and evolving in a strictly pyramidical world.