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Essays, poems, one-shots and other memorabilia of my awkward childhood. Read at your own expense and be prepared to be in awe of my amazing prowess... not.
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Essays, poems, one-shots and other memorabilia of my awkward childhood. Read at your own expense and be prepared to be in awe of my amazing prowess... not.