Who is Felony Steve?

I heard he's a felon
I heard he's not a felon

I heard he killed a guy in his own shower
I heard he invented showers

W-well, I heard he's allergic to milk
I heard- what's milk?

Doesn't matter
I heard he's got a big.. DICK!

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