My Regular Life

It's actually a long story, I got abducted by a group of alien gods called Gordons and now I fight death matches and do other sports against other abducted aliens, Yay! I mean it's not pleasant but It would have been if I wasn't a weak ass-bitch compared to more than most of the other aliens, I mean most are even FREAKING VOLUNTEERS, Oh and another if I don't get more fans or lose or a stake of money isn't placed on my head to win ?.... My world earth gets destroyed and this applies to everyone so..... Who am I?? The names Jack and i'm gonna tell you how this started. So pay attention cause am currently tied up about to be eaten or raped by an. Alien goorilla?? Anyway it started 8 Earth days ago.