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Brendon Urie is a Hufflepuff with ADHD who is terrible at potions and is so painfully gay that sometimes he considers pitching himself off the astronomy tower.

Dallon Weekes is a tall, popular Ravenclaw who's good at everything, on the Quidditch team, and probably straight as a plank.

Why couldn't Brendon just fall for some nice Hufflepuff guy who enjoys herbology as much as him?

warnings: strong language, mild violence, sexual content, underage drinking, drug use, potentially triggering/sensitive content regarding eating disorders/self harm.