February 5: Arie Looks Like My Father

I feel it's time I give my opinion of The Bachelor. Afterall, my brother had the same nickname as one of the Bachelorettes, and I was unfortunately even a contestant.* Mikaela might try to take credit for this idea, but it's my idea. I wanted to beat her in revealing my interest in the show to get under her skin. Every Monday evening after The Bachelor come here for the thoughts I had during the show. If you read about me in Expiration Date, then you know how charming (Editor's Note: arrogant) I can be.

*This was not Colton's idea. He may have been a contestant on Scikick's version, but he got kicked off night one. Also, he is my character from Expiration Date.**

**Ignore her.