1. The Ways of the Two-Legged

Imagine Ariel discovering what else her new legs gave her besides the ability to walk on land. The things she did with Prince Eric in the ceramic tub of their bathroom.

Prince Phillip's fetish for Aurora's long, golden hair.

Belle, and how her Prince never quite lost his beastly tendencies.

The real reason why Cinderella doesn't get pregnant.

A book of sin out to ruin your childhood.

Credits to Disney for giving us these Princesses to spoil.