Intro😎

Professor Minerva McGoggles talks.

Contains snippets, anecdotes, screenshots, Wattpad drama and rants from the real average-but-sometimes-really-interesting life of a human who pretends to be a venerable witch to make up for the lack of magic in her life.

PS: I NEVER ACTUALLY GOT MY HOGWARTS LETTER. WHY'S LIFE SO UNFAIR TO ME?!

PPS: Ignore the title on the cover.

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