i. me - the first introduction

I'm not actually sure what this is going to be. I'll figure it out as I write, I guess. This'll be one of those things that I start and have no intention of finishing, I can see that now, but I guess it will pass the time until something happens. Until I think of something worth someone's time. Reading this will be a waste of time, I assure you. But be my guest. Read it. I won't tell you to enjoy. I won't tell you to take this seriously. But please remember. I warned you.