Chapter 1, The Introduction

Get every to die and rage quit. In this meme book, I will take you to the lands of Lothric, Lordan, and Drangleic. We're going to praise the sun with Solaire, and kill the Iron Golem with Black Iron Tarkus. It's time to git gud you scrub. Don't let the Mimics fool you, and remember...

THE LEGEND NEVER DIES!