wear a seatbelt, kids

nice to meet you.

there's an ironic amount of emotional chapters in this book.

i started this as a cringey a*s mofo so please for the love of god keep in mind that i no longer say things like "smol" unironically and "u" instead of "you" in a desperate attempt to seem cool and casual okay thanks bye.

(i was seriously on some Quirky Girl™ crack but if you can make it to the recent chapters you'll find they're slightly less bad.)
(that's a lie.)
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