I - How it all began

Hello. If you're reading this, you're probably wondering whatever the hell I'm doing, aren't you? After all, swearing revenge on an unseen person over a normal, quick, easy dinner isn't exactly an everyday activity now, is it? Well, I'm determined. Determined to get to the bottom of this, and expose such a villainous creature.
I swear, my dearest noodles.
I will avenge you.

(Contains mild to strong language)
(I regret nothing)