Being a stupid pocket-lesbian and dyslexic crack-addicted monkeys

Some of you may know me as an author, but do you know the real me? That's what this Diary is all about: a daily, unadulterated glimpse into the thoughts, feelings, observations, and events that make up my day.

So much randomness ahead, none of it for the faint of heart or easily offended. You have been warned.

Comments are welcome and even encouraged. I'll respond to everything I can.