Disclaimer

Ok but seriously why are you here. Okay whatever, this story is a story written by 3 drunkass hoes in class who don't give a fuck about anything. So this story is supposed to be satirical and really ironic and cliche and the worst fucking story ever.
So enjoy Ashley Gugendorf's story (I remind you again we were fucking drunk when we wrote this) as she tries to win the heart of the hoe that spilled coffee on her and that she hates. (ALSO FOLLOWING WATTPAD TROPES, IF THE STORY IS GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT ITS NO BIG DEAL BECAUSE THAT IS VERY COMMON IN WATTPAD.)
Also warning there are a fuck ton of swear words in this book and some allusions to mature shit so beware.