Icy Punch To The Balls

All Hampus VonShanker wants to do is fix a frozen pipe so he can take a shower in peace.

Rated Mature for ample crude potty humor, and uncontrollable, incessant swearing!

Critics say its good.

Hugh Janus, "A work of art!"

I.P Freely, "Hemingway has a run for his money."

Seymour Buttz, "More entertaining than Moby Dick and A Tale of Two Cities."

Maya Asshële, "I would read it to my children!"