Chapter One

WARNING WARNING GAY HELLA GAY WARNING WARNING

Two years later after The End and Tom is a mess in disguise.

He keeps himself busy and hardly sleeps. He hasn't even touched a single bottle of Smirnoff! And despite the war raging outside of England, Tom is kept blissfully unaware.

But when the Red Army comes knocking on the UK's door?

Tom offers his service to fight.

For a while.