You were always a thicc girl. Thicc. Like Wicke. You love memes. Hell yeah. But one day, you were enjoying the sunlight and some motherfucking thots appeared. *cue 8bit battle music* You were gonna fight them, but no! Star Platinum appeared! He saved your thicc ass. Personally, you thought your stand was fine as Hell. Big booty stand. He loved you. He always wondered, "Ora ora ora ora ora ora...?" (Why does she jiggle but no one else does?) Translation brought to you by Zorua Translate. Boi he grabbed yo ass one day. Send help there's something wrong with me. (I'm gonna try to take this serious. The reader is pretty much like me. Dank memester and a colossal bitch.) FatHEr i cRAvE cheDdeR Cover brought to you by my best friend who is the most beautiful thing I've ever actually seen.