Introduction

Of all lives I could've lived, I get the most fucked up one. I could've been the person who helped my country win an Olympic medal, I could've been a famous celebrity, maybe even the person who finds a cure for cancer! Nah, of course not. I have to be the person who fucks up his social life, have only a few friends, and almost got one dead! Shit... Well, just read on, and see how easily a normal life can turn into a disaster worthy of being written as a book. So buckle up. This is going to be a long and interesting ride.