Once Upon a Boob Crack

Once upon a time is a phrase for children, whereas teens prefer the modern phrase Once upon a Gold Fish.

Meet Harley, as in Campbell Harley, the fun loving daughter of Mesa Arizona's most famous lawyer. Her days are spent reading fan fictions of her favorite characters and studying for upcoming quiz's; surviving her high school career mostly through unbelievable amounts of caffeine and blondies.

That is, she WAS fun loving, until Damon and Damon #2 jumped into the picture. The notorious Hudson twins waltzed right into Harley's life without her consent, flicking her nose and pushing her buttons at any chance they got.

Let's just say, she never arrived home without some kind of food crumbs in her bra.