It's best to never be in a park at night, even if you're stalking someone

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to VOLVALVIA'S ANNUAL RAP RRRRRRRRRRUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEE!
This year we have more contestants than ever, from the fierce dog group, the Wolves, to last year's winners MandM! But, we also have humans from the TOP! And if they ever want to see the TOP again<and live>, they're going to have to beat out the competition in the biggest rumble of their lives! Will they win? Or will they lose...more than just the title as rap champion?
Tune in right here on VOLVALVIA'S ANNUAL RAP RRRRRRRRRRRRUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!